3rd Party Conflict Resolution, Anyone?

Yeah...because THAT works...also, I respect you so much more now...

Speak To Me

Things left unspoken can often go awry

Words, once yearned for, cannot be un-yearned!

All alone I squirm and silently plead for more

Waiting, wanting, watching - your every little move

Things, once spoken, put a soul at ease

Knowing where they stand and

Closing that chapter for good

Speak despite the consequences, speak

Things, once spoken, can hurt, can burn, can bruise

Words, finally heard, for better or for worse

Can heal, in time, they heal

But things left unspoken, will only cause more pain

The innermost of thoughts should be freed

Not once should they be held back

Verbalized, materialized and SAID

Consequences be damned, here's what's on my mind...

Work E-mails...

"Dear"
Translation: Yo, what'syername, this is for you

"I hope this reaches you well"
Translation: I'm human, I swear

"Please advise"
Translation: YOU friggin' do it

"Kind Regards"
Translation: No, really, I'm human

and my personal favourite, the cherry on my metaphorical cake:
"SINCERELY"
Translation: Can't believe I'm finally done writing to this piece of shit...

...who the fuck are we all kidding??